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Bad News
Something I'm afraid I've got some

I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS! *bangs gavel on podium.
By Samaria
Bad News
(n.) a shit, according to our late grandmother

"Do you have to go tinkle or bad news?"
By Berti
Bad News
Any problems that guys may have in any way with excreteing feces. A synonym for IBS, diareah, gigantic shits, and anything that doesnt end up in the toilet. Something that girls are rarely obsrved discussing.

Person one: Dude thaes laxitices were bad news.
Person two: Ohh! did you shit your pants?
Person one: Nah, but while I was in there this fool did some bad news in the urinal.
Person two: Wow!!!!
Person one: Relax dude, I got a picture.
By Bobine
Bad News
for guys, women are bad news. for girls, anything cool is bad news. Fuck dem bitches yall.

girls, heroin, strokers at parties, gunshot wounds
By Jenica
Bad News
Anyone who brings a lot of never ending trouble into your life

You should dump your junkie girl (or boy) friend, they're bad news. Or don't even let him in the house, he's bad news.
By Becca
Bad News
City of Newport News, Virginia... locally known as Bad News in the hood. Other city slang names include P-town (Portsmouth, Va) Va Beach (Virginia Beach, Va) and Ham-town (Hampton, Virginia)

"Wuz good?"
"Nutin', chillin' in Bad News."
By Iolande
Bad News
City of Evansville, Indiana and/or all of Southern Indiana. This area is often called the meth capital and has been referred as Bad News by Northern Indiana press and politicians.

Where are you going?

Down to Bad News.
By Kym
Bad News
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of Bad News, which obeys its own special laws.

The Hingefreel people of Arkintoofle Minor did try to build spaceships that were powered by Bad New but they didn't work particularly well and were so extremely unwelcome whenever they arrive anywhere that there wasn't really any point in being there.
By Kitty
Bad News List
A list of individuals in bad standing with the Nuestra Familia prison gang. Reasons may include dropping out, failure to pay debts, or failure to carry out orders. Individuals on the Bad News List are subject to removal.

Sombra: Odelay holmes! You've seen Lobo?

Cartoon: Nah bro. And you won't be seeing him. He's on the Bad News List.

Sombra: Whad he do?

Cartoon: He didn't follow the Big Homey's orders! There's a greenlight on his ass!
By Rosalynd
Bad News Cooz
term referring to a woman who is trouble; she may be diseased, bitchy, manipulative or unjustifiably expensive

Man, you know that bitch Ashley? She's nothin' but a bad news cooz, son.
By Nelia