Define Laws Meaning

Laws

I broke a whole mess of laws today: DUI, possession of narcotics, and sodomy.
By Ardelle
Laws
Officers Of The Law//Police

I dont like tha fuckin laws
By Charlena
Laws
A shortened exclamation of Lord, Lordy, oh Lord and good Lord.

"Laws, that's a big cat"

Rob - "You stepped in dog poop."
Mom Mom Williams - "Laws"
By Cordie
Law's Law
A mathematical equation representing productivity (especially on all nighters). It is as following:

P = (1/C*S)(E)

Where P is productivity, C is the catchiness of the song playing, S is sleepiness, and E is energy drinks consumed in the last hour.

Bro 1: Man, I had a shitton of homework last night.
Bro 2: Did you at least get it all done?
Bro 1: Law's Law, bro.
By Marjory
In-law In-law
Your spouse's brother's/sister's spouse. Basically someone who will never be related to your kids, so you don't have to give a shit about. The feeling is mutual.

Your Wife: "My brother Todd's wife is such a cow!"

You: "Who gives a rat's? She's my in-law in-law."
By Sib
Will-Law
The act in which you are brutally honest with a friend, mainly about their crush/partner etc., as they're blinded by their own 'romantic' feelings. No feelings are spared just cos you're friends.

"I am gonna Will-Law you. He is not worth it, he's just plain rude."
By Ninetta
By Law

Teacher: You didn't show your work on the homework
Student: It doesn't say "show your work," so by law I don't have to
By Ailyn
Law-in-law
When someone in your immediate family marries a police officer.

My sister married a cop. Now heโ€™s my law-in-law
By Collen
In-Laws
People who don't like you and are constantly talking about you, spreading slander on Urban Dictionary!

Oh, you haven't met (insert word) until you've met my in-laws!
By Carolina
In-law
Someone who will be a prime suspect after your murder. Usually mother-In-laws are the worst, not because of their hatred of you, but because the will question you to death.

Stereotypical veteran father-in-law: "Let me show you my M14."

Mother-in-law: "You should take better care of the kids, they're only 21 you know."
By Trude