I dont understand why my dad punched me after i told him about
my Bae.
Me neither John lets go look at
lady parts on the internet.
Me and my Bae kissed yesterday and we used tongues.
Oh my god John i hope you didnt get her pregnant.
I know Tom my mom would kill me.
Hey Michael let me tell you about how fucking stupid i am Bae.
You sure are fuckhead.