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Baking Muffins
Common Hockey term, meaning when you shot the puck, it flutters in the air, or goes slow. Just like a muffin would if you shot it.

John's baking muffins out there! They are just fluttering all over the place and the goalie stops each of them!
By Elle
Bakes My Muffins
An exclamation about how something has made you happy.

Wow Sydney thanks for washing my car, that really bakes my muffins!
By Roseann
Baked Air Muffin
when some one blows a fart which makes you yarf (puke yellow chunks) all over fuzzy no no's.

I blew a Baked air muffin which made Betty yarf all over angelo's fuzzy no no.
By Felipa
Bake Banana Muffins
Slang for smoking weed. A poor excuse for recreational marijuana smoking.

Mom: "What have you been doing it's nearly midnight?!"

Pot head son: "Uhhhhhhh.... me and some friends wanted to.. bake banana muffins, so it took awhile."
By Sue
Baking Your Own Muffin
When a female is engaging in some sort of stimulus resulting in sexual arousal.

Comes from the show Workaholics.

"Jillian, I can't have you back here baking your own muffin to Dolph collages!"
By Gale
Muffin Baking
A catchphrase created by Josh Martin, the voice of Majin Buu, who made the Pillsbury Homeboy character.

"What's my muffin baking name?"
By Deonne
Baked Muffin
A satisfied vagina.

A pussy that just went through rough sex.

After sex pussy.

I met this girl at the bar last night. She was pretty hot so I sent her home with a baked muffin.

Yeah he was a freak but kind of nasty with it. He ate the baked muffin.
By Ilka
Bake Some Muffins
To smoke pot and get high. Occasionally used as code among teen friends and peers.

Pot head 1: Hey, lets meet later at my place and bake some muffins.

Pot head 2: Okay, I'll see you later.
By Annie