Define Baklava Meaning

Baklava
A middle-eastern sweet/dessert that tastes really good and that everyone is always mispronouncing.

Susie: I love Backlahhvahh!!!
Abu: you mean baklava...right?
Susie: Baklava?
Abu: you know what, who cares... who even cares
By Betsey
Baklava
A dessert which thought to be Greek by many stupid brainless people. It is just a Turkish dessert. And Turks do it the best! And they are so proud of every single one of their food. Turks are just not like Greeks.. Greeks steal, Turks don't give shits.

"OH MY GOD! THIS BAKLAVA I HAD IN TURKEY WAS AMAZING!"
"WAS IS THE PISTACHIO ONE? CUZ IT IS THE BEST ONE;)" wink wink***
By Alfi
Baklava
A reference to any person who is being immature, jerk-off-ish, etc. Basically an insult or curse. Used in the context of bitch, asshole, etc.

By Micheline
Baklava
muscle obliquus externus abdominis, six packs, abdomen

I'm going to fitness center to have baklavas by the beginning of summer.
By Jackie
Baklava
What people who are too damn stupid to sound out "balaclava" say when referring to the black wool face hood used in the military.

It's not a pastry dumbass.

SGT Stupid: "High Speed! Take that baklava off your head when you're inside a building."
By Imojean
Baklava
1.The finest darn thang you will ever eat

2. A way to negatively describe every Logan\jake Paul video

Logan Paul videos are total. Backlava
I corning love baklava
By Caril
Baklava Hole
A synonym for mouth. Often used by non-Middle Eastern muslims towards Middle-Eastern peoples (usually of any religion) when telling them to be quiet. It is not supposed to be rude. It is a cute and friendly way of telling your friend to hush up in a mock-exasperated tone. It is like "cake hole" or "pie hole", it just employs a food reference to Middle Eastern culture.

Fatima the Lebanese Girl: Yallah, Pria! I need the scissors for this cut-and-paste activity. You've been using them the whole lesson I need them now.
Pria the Bangladeshi Girl: Shut your baklava hole, babe. Here take them.
By Wilhelmine
Baklava Surprise

Like whipped cream and chocolate syrup baklava is used during sex. The Baklava surprise comes when you present a piece of baklava on your penis for fellatio or when you insert a piece for cunnilingus.
By Julita
Backwoods Baklava
A dish prepared by layering multiple semen soaked tissues on top of each other and letting dry to a crispy texture. Easiest to prepare on days of marathon masturbation

My friend Hollie routinely prepares a Backwoods Baklava on lonely weekends
By Lillis
Baklava
The dessert from the great british baking show. It's often used as an exclamation after someone says something stupid or funny.

"OMG guys did you know that every 60 seconds a minute passes in Africa?"
"bAkLavAaaa!"
By Darleen