Define Banana Meaning

Banana
A banana is a measurement of length. Its use became common around the early twenty-first century, and has continued to remain in common English ever since. The original banana was defined as a curved yellow fruit that was 17 centimeters long; due to the great famine and subsequent death of many species, one banana is now nearer to 14.5 centimeters. However, one ISO banana is still defined as 17 centimeters despite the unit commonly being described as 14.5 centimeters.

"Your son is now 9 bananas tall!"
"Let's hope he lives to be 12!"

"A miss is as good as 9466.738613880132 bananas." -- old proverb

"Dude's travelling at 2000 bananas per minute!"
By Morganne
Banana
An annoying onision fan that watches all his videos and slowly begins to peel off his skin and revert to self cannibalism

guy 1- are you a banana
guy 2- of fucking course not who do you think i am
By Moyna
Banana
A fruit commonly used in dick jokes, because it's shaped like a FUCKING DICK

Alice put the banana in her mouth and wiggled her eyebrows suggestively.
By Cyndie
Banana

By Ayn
Banana

Kiddo: What are you eating
Partner: A banana
Buckaroo: Now that is a high potassium snack food
By Rickie
Banana
Banana, a onision subscriber who watches onision so obsessively watches that they start to peel their skin off while cannibalizing themself to death

Guy 1: Oh a onision video? Let's watch!
Guy 2: Oh yes boiiii
Guy 1 and 2: OH NO WE ARE BANANA
By Norene
Banana
1. A big curved fruit that is yellow.
2. Can be used as a dildo for a girl who is too cheap or shy to buy a REAL dildo. A banana works just as well.

Amy used a banana to masturbate because she doesn't have a dildo. After she was done she put it back on the table. A few hours later her dad came home and ate the banana saying "Wow! this banana tastes good!"
By Darci
Banana
a giant yellow deranged fruit that dresses in pyjamas
and chases teddy bears.


By Lyda
Banana
Banana, a subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalizing themselves to the point of death.

Most Bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead in a hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.

Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Onision?

Guy 2: Oh you mean the next Hitler?
Guy 1: *kills himself*
banana
By Marcelia
Banana
A very sexy yellow-skinned fruit that is sometimes considered rather penile. The banana, in its natural habitat, is known to haunt people, especially those by the name of Mandi. They can show up anywhere, and frequently like to reiterate the fact that yes, they are indeed.. a banana.

By Merrili