Define Barnet Meaning

Barnet

"E's gone to get his Barnet trimmed! E'll look right pucker! Gaaaawd blimey guv'nor!
By Victoria
Barnet
a cockney phrase for a new haircut.

"thats a great barnet!" - joe turner
By Fayina
Barnet
big bushy hair like a pillow on the back of your head .you have to shoat "oweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"and look like the michalin man .also have bugeies and then have a hair cut like a monk or friar tuck.

get your hair cut you barnet basher
and
yo yo mushroom head
By Alysa
Barnetted
Barnetted is a shorter way of saying you're Off your barnett, used in the North West of England by the local beak heads.

Example 1:
Ryan: "Lad I am barnetted here you know"

Example 2:
Clubber: "Got any numbers for a beak?"

Tom: "Yeah lad, here you go, it's power you know, you will be barnetted all night!"
By Dedie
Stinky Barnet
Used to describe someones hair when they have bleached it. This is because bleach makes your hair stink.

Lad #1: "Did you hear about that lad, apparently he's got a stinky barnet?"
Lad #2: "Yeah, he does."
By Nicole
Barnet Fair

What had he done with his comb? His Barnet fair was in a right two and eight!
By Sherye
Barnet Kiss
The smooth and gentel kiss of the goochy area shared between two men

don beach just gave me a barnet kiss and it was amazing

the barnet kiss is the best way to see if your man loves you
By Penny
Grecian Barnet
I head of hair which has blatantly been re-coloured using any form of off-the-shelf hair colourant, specifically designed for men of a certain age.

I see that Phillip Schofield has given up on the Grecian Barnet;
By Marylou
Grecian Barnet
I head of hair which has blatantly been re-coloured using any form of off-the-shelf hair colourant, specifically designed for men of a certain age.

I see that Phillip Schofield has given up on the Grecian Barnet;
By Venita
Facial Barnet
Used to describe facial hair; normally beards.

''Ah you need to get that facial barnet chopped son.''
By Ellene