It's all his or her fault! Who does he or she think he or she is? Look, you can totally see his or her nipples, that's obscene, maybe! We're gonna have to find this Marilyn Manson and I'm gonna give that bastard or bitch a piece of my mind or penis!
By Kelli
Bastardous Band Bitches
Kids that don't play instruments but have a guitar or a drum stick somewhere in their basement so they decide to start a band. They don't jam together, they just look at stuff on the internet at all the stuff they can buy after they get rich. They brag about their band, even though they don't have one, and they're not kidding, they're just ignorant. Bastardous band bitches usually never get anything done, and will grow up to be cafeteria aids. Bastardous band bitches piss everyone off who isnt a complete tard.
Dude, the kids in my neighborhood are all bastardous band bitches, they think they have a band but they really have no talent at all, it's kind of depressing.
