Define Battleship Meaning

A fun game that teaches little children to play nice, as well as naval warfare tactics.

An extremly well armed ship used in WWI and WWII, but went out of action after the sinking of the I.J.N. Yamato.

The penis of an older man that has weathered many a vaginal seas. They are brought out for various ceremonies throughout the year. Some mens Battleships have more ceremonies than others.

A big boat that has giant guns to blow apart other boats.

The great act of peeing on the floaters in your crapper.

When two people use laptops across from each other at a small table.

AS a verb, battleshipping refers to hooking up with all of the members of a particular entity. That can be as few as two for a dorm room or 500 for an entire dorm with everything in between. Generally used to refer to a house or apartment but any situation where all people involved are connected (does not have to apply to the battleshipper) is acceptable. Can either be seen as an accomplishment (generally for a male battleshipper) or as a warning to avoid (generally for a female battleshipper). Once the last member of the battleship has been "destroyed" the battleship is deemed sunk.

(n.) A female who is currently in a relationship and goes out to a venue known primarily for single people where she is simply there to sink your pride, your wallet, and your time.

peeing on the floaters in your crapper

(v.) To vomit and defecate simultaneously, or near-simultaneously, as is often seen with food poisoning. So called because real life battleships often fire guns from both ends or both sides.