A place where the swamp donkeys habitate. Be careful, they try to lure you in with free cigs, alcohol, and food... especially alcohol. Although you think its "free" you will you pay your price when the rufees and sedatives settle in. Never enter a bayou alone... bring friends with you. once you enter, much like Alcatraz, it is next impossible to leave the bayou without a loss of memory of the last couple hours.
a word used to describe any body of water in Louisiana; only used by people who believe that "Cajun" is an actual ethnicity rather than a type of food.
Anne: Look at that bayou!
Jon: Anne, that's a river. There is no such thing as a bayou.
Anne: Oops. Sorry. I forgot.
By Nancee
Bayou
The term used as a show of hometown, or where you came from, or where you were born and raised. Used by those in the swamps and along the coasts of Mississippi, Louisiana and Alabama.
You see dem boyz from da Bayou. Day ack all country and shit, but day know day jes from da Bayou.
By Bili
Bayou Balls
when your balls are so sweaty it makes you want to go chooot some gators down on the bayou
"why are you shiftin around so much mang?"
"I got them bayou balls and that shit is moist"
A nigga that lives in the bayous and hunts and eats live alligator and smoke bayoupiff all day erredayyyyyyyyyyy
Lou: Yo that nigga jon is from the bayou Matt: Whatchu mean hes a bayou nigga?!
Lou: Yo kid, he eats alligator and chills in his bayou home in the swamp wit all the other swamp niggas smoke bayou PIFF!
I forgot I ate some really good mud bugs and later that night I fingered my girlfriend. She was so bayou blasted. Oops! It wasn't necessarily a happy ending for her.
By Marget
Bayou Bunghole
that feeling that you get when you are working outside in the hot, humid summers of Louisiana and you get that annoying, thick sweat in between your ass cheeks. see also: swamp ass
1: damn, it's hotout here.
2: i know, i have a bad case of Bayou Bunghole
By Arabel
Bayou Breakfast
Accidentally swallowing and ingesting a fly or other flying insect while distracted by some other activity. Made famous by Mark Potter from NBC news who swallowed a fly while reporting on air.
Refers to the white rubber boots worn by seafood (typically oyster) laborers in Bayou La Batre, Alabama. The boots are often very dirty, and worn with the pants tucked into them.
This is often a derogatory term used to jeer at those who are forced to wear them, mocking the "fashion" of the area.
His Bayou Reboks were so clean, it was obvious that he hadn't been in the business for too long.
"I look fly AND keep seafood waste off my feet with my Bayou Reboks."
