A disease that turns your skin brown, stuns your growth, gives you the sudden urge to
hop fences, you become addicted
to beans and stealing cars from white people. Beaneritis will also lead to not
showering and watching Spanish soap operas.
Austin Powers: Doctor, Why did my skin turn brown? I woke up this morning and i felt like
mowing my neighbors lawn for $1,
whats happening to me?
Doctor: Well it seems that you have a condition known as Beaneritis.
Austin Powers: NO!!!