Because You Are

don't you get lost

I am so sorry I can't be with you right now. From your hate I can tell how much you must be hurting.

We are taught early on how to handle pain and stick to these patterns if they are effective.
We don't find out until much later that sometimes these patterns satisfy and calm the pain often disguised as hateful outbursts but they don't solve the problem in the long run.
We all deal with pain, fear, loss in different ways. We all have our own techniques coping. Its just when things get out of hand, maybe the time would be right to reach out, open up to whoever is suitable.

Because you are loved and you are missed and you don't have any idea because you're stupid. 🖤
(banal but true)

By Sabra

Because You Touch Yourself At Night

The response to any "why" question that anyone asks you.

Young Peter: Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Tour Guide: Because you touch yourself at night.

By Jacenta

Because You Touch Yourself At Night!

One of the most popular theories as to how the dinosaurs become extinct.

Why did the dinosaurs die out?

Because you touch youself at night!

By Emelyne

Because You Touch Yourself At Night

The truly ultimate responce to any kind of stupid or annoying "why" question, or simply to a question you cannot answer.
That answer will totally piss off annoying kids who ask too many questions.
See also: because you're gay.

Kid: Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Tour guide: Because you touch yourself at night.

Son: Why do you drink so much, dad?
Dad: Because you touch yourself at night!

Little brother: Why don't you ever let me into your room?
Big brother: Because you touch yourself at night, you little brat!

By Del

Because You Touch Yourself At Night

a funny phrase to say after any question

Friend: Why do i suck?
Me: Because you touch yourself at night

By Dyana

It's Funny Because You Are Adopted

something that someone says when a adopted kid makes a lame ass joke like this:

Adopted Kid:your mom just had a baby and yo dad too!

COol Guy: it's funny because you are adopted

Adopted Kid:no it's not

Cool GUy: yes it is motherfucken adopted gedezez! *blasts adopted kids brains out*
Cool GUy: yo uare adopted!

Adopted Kid: lick my gina machine

Cool GUy: it's funny because you are adopted haha im gonna shoot you now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

By Adriaens

I Care Because You Do

The 3rd studio album by RDJ under the Aphex Twin moniker, and it's amazing.
Although unless you're fine with high frequencies, skip Ventolin, for your own sake.

Usually abbreviated to ICBYD.

A: "Hey dude, got any album recommendations?"
B: "Yeah, I recommend I Care Because You Do."
A: "Alright, might check it out later."

By Katleen

Because Fuck You

It is pretty much the greatest response to anything. Can be used for the following reasons:
1. The other party asks a question so retarded and obvious it doesn't merit a serious response.
2. Someone eavesdropping on a conversation asks a question about it.
3. You don't know the answer but know what your saying is true.
4. Some annoying brat is asking questions just to try and stump you.
5. just improv it into any situation for comedic value or to silence someone you don't like.

Example 1:

Guy 1: Why do people think Hitler was so bad?
Guy 2: Because fuck you thats why.
Example 2:

Guy to his buddy: So ya me and my girl were at the movies and we were going at it hardcore and...
Eavesdropping douche: Why wern't you paying attention to the movie?
Guy: Because fuck you thats why.
Example 3:

Guy: You see for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Douche: why?
Guy: Because fuck you thats why.

Example 4:
Guy: Do you have any questions son?
Brat: Whys the sky blue?
Guy: Because the suns rays break up in the atmosphere and you only see the blue?
Brat: why?
Guy: Well because your eyes can only see certain colors.
Brat:why?
Guys: Well because your eyes laid out in a specific way that only allows that.
Brat: why?
Guy: Because fuck you thats why.

Example 5:
Girl: Why dont we just stay home and cuddle?
Guy: Because fuck you thats why.

By Agretha

Because Fuck You

another way of saying "because I felt like it"
Usually used when describing something that could've been done more practically.

I disconnected the natural gas input from my stove and lit it on fire because fuck you.

I needed to walk five blocks to the library, so I stood on the back of a semi-truck going the same direction because fuck you.

By Olia

Did You Search This Because You Are Board

I got board and you did to

did you search this because you are board

By Debee

Define Because You Are Meaning