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Define Bedpost Meaning

Bedpost
a post of a bed

close your legs, i can smell the varnish from your bedpost
By Sibel
Notch In The Bedpost
A person you've had sex with. Derived from the practice of tallying the number of sexual partners you've had by indenting your bed post. It is often used in derogatory fashion, by representing that a person is recognized solely as a past sexual achievement.

Tom: Hey, what happened with that girl...Sarah?
Kyle: Meh. She was just another notch in the bedpost.
By Florie
Fifth Bedpost
Reference to a male’s stiff, rigid cock while in bed.

I rode the fifth bedpost last night. I’m sore.

I broke in our new canopy bed with a ride of the fifth bedpost last night.

He invited me back to his room and introduced me to the fifth bedpost.
By Carolee
Bedpost Rammer
A person, most commonly a male, who thoroughly enjoys ramming his bed post in out of his asshole repeatedly for his own pleasure.

Man, John is such a bedpost rammer, you can just tell by how he walks every morning.
By Honor
Notch In Your Bedpost
one more person you've fucked. Similar to the expression "under the belt" or "in the bank." As popularized by Fall Out Boy.

I'm just a notch in your bedpost.
By Karilynn
Squat On My Bedpost
The act of performing a squat above a rounded, relatively small bedpost for sexual pleasure.

Ye want tae squat on my bedpost? Sound!
By Augustine
Burping Bedpost
A bassoon, from the shape and size of the musical instrument.

Hi John! What instrument are they teaching you to play now in Woodwinds 101, burping bedpost?
By Ashlan
The Reason My Bedpost Is So Shiny
A way to say someone is comely or beautiful

"oh my god did you see chad brittany"

"oh mah gawd yah he the reason my bedpost is so shiny galfrend"
By Aura