Example 1:
Person 1: I got accepted into
Yale!
Person 2:
Yeah right.
Person 1: No, I'm serious. I also got an invitation to
West Point and a congratulations letter from Barack Obama.
Person 2: Sure, Ben Carson.
Example 2:
Person 1: I'm running for President!
Person 2: Cool, let's hear your ideas.
Person 1: Know Donald Trump? Well basically all of his ideas.
Person 2: Wait... so why should I vote for you?
Person 1: I'm black, got accepted into West Point, am ghetto, threw
a hammer at my mom and stabbed someone, I swear!
Republican: YES! I'M VOTING FOR YOU! FINALLY WE HAVE A BLACK PERSO- I MEAN A GOOD PRESIDENT.
Person 2: You're such a Ben Carson.