When you claim to be so drunk you don't forget embarrassing and borderline illegal events from the night before despite hardly drinking
atall and clearly being sober. For example, trying to rape a girl only to be
punched in the face and left bleeding.
Lots of love, carlos and clark
xo" Ey?! I did not try to force this girl into sex?!
I don't remember that? I don't remember her
battering me?! I was wrecked !! I had 4 cans FFS ! "
" Mate,
I rate he's trying to pull a Ben Turner here "
