Define Best Man Meaning

1) Noun: an acquaintance with whom you trust a five minute speech that could, potentially, ruin the rest of your life.

2) Antiquated expression used to delineate the "best swordsman" by your side as you kidnapped your "betrothed".

Someone who is the closest friend of another who is hosting a party.

Joseph - the legendary best man. Has your back through thick and thin, organises the best stag do's, and gives fantastics speeches that will not ruin the rest of you life

When you are a gangsta as fuck, female"Best Man" to an equally gangsta Bride and/or Groom

A man's best friend is undoubtably his dog. They're friendly, loyal, quirky, and great to talk to. A great friend, one who will never judge your wardrobe or what you said or did today. When you come home, all they want from you is a hello and a petting. They'll never refuse attention, or a treat (or several). They'll love you simply for being there and loving them back.

Man’s best friend is the vagina.

Without man’s biological attraction to women and their vaginas, humans would not exist.

A woman's vagina is man’s best friend because it makes him feel amazing and loved during sexual intercourse. Men have been known to go to great lengths to gain access to and protect women's vaginas.

Man's Best friend surely is a dog!

During or after the act of sex or ending orgasm preferably in missionary your beloved canine friend decides to join the fray or become the cleanup man (has to unknowingly sneak up and lick either ass or balls) while in coitus or having an orgasm...call it a technical uninvited threeway!!!!