Define Bimonthly Meaning

The magazine is published bimonthly.

Rob: Patch and vulnerability meetings are held semimonthly and not bimonthly.
Anthony: No, they're held bimonthly since we have them twice a month.
Rob: No, look up the word semimonthly in Websters.
Anthony: Look up the word bimonthly in Websters.
Rob: Eat a bag of dicks

Dave: Did you hear about Miranda? According to Janet, she's Bimonthly! She's Bisexual this month, but she won't be next week.