Define Blart Meaning

A portmanteau of "blood" and "fart". Meant to be a flatus; a wind; a whoopee or an emittance of intestinal gas (also known as the "ass belch") which involuntarily becomes a discharge of slimy matter that is a mixture of excrement and blood.

A fart with blood in it. When you strain to fart, blood sprays into your underwear.

one or more fake-tanned scantily-clad tattooed young ladies whose typical Friday evening's entertainment would consist of excessive alcohol consumption, giggling loudly whilst dancing around handbags, and urinating in the street. This to be followed by vigorous sexual intercourse with random males of the species, either up against a wall, over some rubbish bins or in a skip. The above phenomena can be observed between the hours of 11pm - 4am Friday evenings on the streets of any town or city in the north of England.

Northumbrian. The female reproductive orifice and the tissues attendant thereto. Usually of a sheep or other farm animal - but not necessarily.

a blow up shart ; a blow up shit fart

1. Women collectively, particularly the selection of women inhabiting a given location or establishment.
2. The female reproductive gash.

A large fart that has a slightly melodic sound, like a stone being dropped in a lake on a cool, summer's morning, somewhere in the Northeast woods of Maine.

When you go to fart blood come out. It is a mixture of the word blood and fart hence "blart"

Accidental bloody discharge when trying to fart.