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Define Chinese New Year Meaning

Chinese New Year
When a person attaches one or more fireworks to their genitals and then igniting said fireworks.

Drunkard #1: "Dude I woke up this morning and I smelled like gunpowder and all my ball hair was scorched off!"

Drunkard #2: "Yeah, you tied a dozen bottle rockets to your wang and pulled a chinese new year."
By Angelique
Chinese New Year
when somone wrap your genitals in fireworks and light them. On behalf of kevin pereira of AOTS.

Dave: Yo did you hear about Marc?
Jessica: No, what happened.
Dave: He had a Chinese New Year and he almost died
By Quinta
Chinese New Year
Trick of wrapping your genitals around a firework as noted by Attack of the show's Kevin Pereira.

That guy with no balls did the Chinese New Year!
By Annadiana
Chinese New Year
When a man wraps his genitals in fireworks, then lights them.

For the 4th of July, we had our friend show us a Chinese New Year, best fireworks ever.
By Hettie
Chinese New Year
A trick where a guy wraps his genitals in fireworks and lights them up.

Man, I can't believe Dave did a Chinese New Year yesterday! He's still recovering in the hospital.
By Pam
Chinese New Year
When 10 people put their fists together to form a giant 2 foot diameter fist then cock knock unsuspecting people

When bob stepped opened the door to the classroom he got a chinese new year!!!
By Doroteya
Chinese New Year
When a girl saves up 12 used tampons and then throws them all out the window and screams, "Celebration!"

It must've been a chinese new year the other day because my hair was all bloody..
By Starla
Easter In The Chinese New Year
Easter In The Chinese New Year, also known as April Twentieth or 4/20, is a day of celebration for Your Favorite Plant- Marijuana!

"Oh Shit, it's Easter In The Chinese New Year- lets smoke 4 blunts and 20 joints"
By Benita
Chinese New Year
When you wrap fireworks around your genitalia and light it on fire.

Did you see Kevin do that Chinese new year? He is crazy!
By Beverley
Chinese New Year
When someone wraps their genitals in fireworks and sets them off.

Did ya hear what happened to Johnny? He's in intensive care. Really, why? He celebrated the Chinese New Year.
By Gustie