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Define Blithe Meaning

Blithe
the ability to make the opposite sex fart when you want them too. On command you can control the flatulence of others.

jerry made elizabeth fart because he has the power of blithe.
By Yolane
Blithe
In Gears of War, it's the Locusts' version of penis.

"Suck my blithe," said the Theron Guard.
By Eden
Blithe
A fat person who looks like a piece of shit and wants to get anal raped by a cow.

"If I didn't know ur name was holga, I would think that u were blithe ur fat bastard!!"
By Latrina
Blithe
Adjective: Appearing to have a detached, yet cheerful, disposition.

(Often used dismissively as a way to bring up someone's improper behavior.)

Her blithe manner made her oblivious to the faux pas she committed.
By Aprilette
Blith Statement
The type excuse you make to ditch your friends for someone else whether it be others friends or your boyfriend/girlfriend.

Guy 1: Dang man why'd you cancel the plans for yesterday.

Guy2: I had other things to do at home.

Guy 1: Yeah right, sounds like a Blith Statement.
By Candice