Like when you pick your car up from the garage and the bill is way bigger than you expected it to be and they lay some
yap on you about there being more wrong with it than they thought and the labour charge is fifty quid an hour and there's nothing you can do about it but pay up and
drive off and then you realise that the damn
rattle is still there and they've not fixed it at all.
That's what dry anal rape feels like. Probably.