Define Bludger Meaning

Bludger

A boss would say "get back to work you lazy bludgers!!"
By Tatum
Bludger

Get back to work Sean, you lazy Bludger
By Catina
Bludger
One who lives off or profits by the work of others while making no contribution.
Originally British slang meaning pimp, its currency has continued in Australia while it has died out in Britain.

Why don't you get off your arse and give us a hand, ya bludger!
By Trescha
Bludger
lazy person, layabout, somebody who always relies on other people to do things or lend him things

By Shea
Bludger
Slack arse prick who does fuck all, yet pretends he's king fuckin' dick.

He's a useless bludger; he couldn't get a root in a brothel!
By Marsha
Bludger
Also an Australian slang term for a pimp. Mainly used in the early 20th century.

Nellie Cameron, an Australian prostitute, had several different bludger during her career.
By Shirlene
Bludgeritis
a common condition where the sufferer tends to not want to do anything, bludge sport, school, tutoring, housework. they appear fine until asked how they are which the response usually its "really sore" or until they are asked to do something "owww my (sore part) hurts so much"

never has a specific time of happening but usually around exams, or when there's some work to be done or something that wants to be avoided

"Oh apparently my little brother is sick he was home from school all day with a really bad headache"
"really?"
"yeah, but i think he just has bludgeritis because he doesnt want to go to the doctors"

"can you help me wash up please"
"ohhhhh owwww i just got a HUGE headache"
By Marielle
Bludger
A man who sits on his arse watching the Wiser (TV) and who leeches of his to get by Wife. Generally looks like a balding middle age man with a gut that sits ontop of the table-

"Did ya hear about that Bludger next door? Begging his poor bloody wife for a 50 to go and get pissed at the local Watering Hole"
By Cybill
Bludger

Look at those skirt wearing lazy arsed bludgers north of the border, syphoning off English money like its theirs
By Florida
Dole Bludger
Australian: Someone who receives unemployment benefits (the dole) from the government but are too lazy to look for work.

Harry had to do work for the dole because Centrelink thought he was a dole bludger.
By Lenee