When you
take a dump, wipe your butt, and as you stand up, but before you flush you have one last turd that needs to be
squeezed out, and it ends up floating on top of the toilet paper
out of the water.
Steve: 'Dude, what took you
so long in there?'
John:' Man, just when I thought I was finished, I had a
Cuban Boat Ride'