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Bonzi
1.) The coolest fucking guy that ever existed not only on the planet Earth, but the entire universe.

2.) A purple monkey that plants spyware on your computer while he dances.

1.) Bonzi is such a fucking d00d.

2.) Dance Bonzi dance!...WTF...I was just busted for downloading pr0n!
By Nevsa
Bonzi
Purple monkey who is downloaded on your computer, but as soon as you get him on your computer, you figure out he is totally useless.

Why am I saying "he"? Bonzi is an it. Bonzi isn't even a living thing! Apes are living things, but Bonzi is a simulated one. Thus, I should refer to Bonzi as "Bonzi" and nothing more.
By Alvinia
Bonzi
A purple gorilla who interacts with you as your friend! it only works on Windows XP and older windows

Have you ever heard of Bonzi?
Who is Bonzi?
Bonzi is a Purple gorilla who can be your friend and interact with you
Nice
By Viva
Bonzi
A citizen of Canada who strongly believes that he is an immigrant.

I know a Bonzi called David who believes he is a immigrant but he is actually a citzen.
By Jacquelin
Bonzi
A bonzi is someone who snorts loads of coke fucks underage girls and asks friends to bury money with him so he can take it.

Shiela: guess who told me to bury 30$ in the dirt.
Alex: let me guess bonzi...
By Evita
Bonzi Buddy
A stupid spyware-program that shows a purple monkey talking to you in the same voice as the WindowsME verbal help tool. Usually downloaded by retarded little kids using the computer while mommy and daddy are away. When they get home, mommy kills the monkey with Ad-Aware and daddy kills the little kid's ass with a board.

"You little shit - you downloaded Bonzi Buddy again!?! Shut up - I don't care how cute he is - I'm gonna beat your ass!!!"
By Dee
Bonzi Buddy
King of all spyware. Underneath the cute purple fur is a evil so great I dare not speak its name. Rumored to have been put onto Windows ME backup disks. Chances are, your computer has bonzi buddy on it. The only way to save yourself is to quest for the magical golden package.

Little girl: Mommy! Mommmy! I had that bad dream again!
Mom: Was it bonzi again?
Little girl: Yes...
Mom: Curse you Bonzi Buddy! Stop haunting my child's dreams!
By Romona
Bonzi Buddy
1. The worst computer trojan/virus known to human kind. Possibly the worst thing of anything (Even worse than Kenny G).
2. The true name of Satan

@#$%! %#$@in' Bonzi Buddy!!1 %$@# you!
By Bekki
Bonzie Fire
A campfire (usually takes place at a party) where if the smoke points in your direction you and the opposite person have to go and make love. It is called a Bonzie fire because the first one is rumored to have began at one of bonzie’s (Nina Ferraro) concerts.

Me and Emily sure had a fun time at that bonzie fire
By Umeko
Bonzi Buddy
Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do.

That’s all he ever says.

“Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do”

-Bonzi Buddy 2004-2007
By Jaimie