Bosun loves water. He is very affectionate and loving. Will always stay by your side. He will always support you even if its moral support. You can always rely on Bosun to be there.
Cautionary folklore character: 7 foot tall cross-dressing ape that drags absent minded boys into his tin shed on the front of a ship and rapes them to death.
"Pay attention to where you are walking Tommy, or the BOSUN will snatch you up and turn your butthole into a "Georgia Rose".
By Lucinda
Bosun
Jumped up deck ape, abuser of machinery, generally renowned for an extreme permaanal gape