some screwed guy: "i've been screwed"
some guy who hasnt recently been screwed but is really good at offering advice to people who have been screwed: "pop some bubblewrap."
By Nissy
Bubblewrap Man
A hero who no one has heard of, not even me
he travels the planet by flying on the packaging know as bubble wrap. He has foild many villains including the posh hammer.
He once joined forces with chuck norris but couldnt stand it because bubblewrap man can only travel at the speed of light, while chuck norris can travel at the speed of norris which is faster than light.
man1 'theres an awful lot of bubble wrap here'
girl1 ' o yeah there is must be bubblewrap man'
man1 'whose he'
girl1 'dunno'
By Shaylynn
Bubblewrap Awareness Day
It is the day in which Bubblewrap, the greatest invention of man-kind, is celebrated and appreciated for it's purposes in amusement and general happiness.
The youngest in the family but the horniest. He’s the tightest little sex-goblin according to his father. Always looking for a cheap fuck, he’s sex driven. Even raping his brothers while they were sleeping.
