Define Bullseye Meaning

Bullseye
To drop a turd in the toilet with such precision that the water splashes straight up and hits the anus. Much a kin to a perfect dive that splashes up and makes no ripples in the water.

Hey! Guys! I just went to the crapper and guess what? Bullseye!
By Alisa
Bullseye
When a male makes his partner (male or female) reach orgasm solely by penile penetration and no external stimulus (hands, mouth etc).

Dude, we only had time for a quickie, but I totally hit a bullseye...fifth time this week.
By Eveleen
Bullseye
1. Item of confectionary. Gobstopper famous in the 80s.
2. Darts quiz show hosted by Jim 'Super Smashing Great' Bowen, famous in the 80s.
3. Another name for the anus.
4. To shoot one's duff in a girl's eye.

1. "Hello Mr Shopkeeper, please can I have a 10p mix with a drumstick, some cola bottles, flying saucers and a bullseye?"
2. "IN ONE." "Be a 'cut' above the rest with these garden shears"
3. As Felicity was sucking me off she stuck her finger right up my bullseye.
4. "Oh Clayton, not again."
By Deonne
Bullseye
A term used in London (and other places in England) to refer to £50.
It's quite an old term but is still used occasionally.

Person 1: I owe that man 50 quid tomorrow
Person 2: How are you going to get a bullseye by tomorrow!? You're brown bread
By Jenda
Bullseye
When you blow your load straight into a girl's eye.

That bitch deserves a bullseye.
By Zoe
Bullseye
A perfect, large cumshot resulting form a handjob.

My wife was too tired to fuck, so we opted for a bullseye.
By Harmonia
Bullseye
A name that people use for their dog when they want to pretend theyre hard.

Often used when finding themselves surrounded by a bunch of knuckle dragging pizza faced children in the park.

Shouting 'BULLSEYE, cumear!' will make them think that the owner is as hard as Bill Sykes from the Oliver film, scaring 3 colours of shit out of them and making them run off.

Doesnt work so well if their dog's a chihuaua. Often doesnt end well.

BULLSEYE! cm'ear! Now then Oliver my boy . . . .
By Kirstin
Bullseye
Bullseye- idiom, strong affirmation of a statement or action. Verbal confirmation that a bad-ass or spot-on action or statement that has just occurred.

Other forms include- so bullseye, that's so bullseye, fuckin-a-right bullseye.

Todd fucked that dude up after Henry threatened him with a gun, compelling Abbi to reply 'that's so bullseye' & Sadie to post the caption 'fuckin-a-right bullseye' on her gay instagram account.
By Joelle
The Bullseye
When you're nailing a babe from behind, whilst downing an entire tall boy Natty Ice. Upon finishing, crushing the can on her back, so as to form a red ring on it. Then aiming any and all ejaculates toward said ring.

Oh my god, I can't believe that asshole gave me the bullseye the other night!
By Lorne
BULLSEYE!
Hitting upon that "sweet spot" or position that does it so completely for your partner they flip their noodle; for about (an hour) they will revere you as a god/dess.

WOW!! BULLSEYE!, BABY! 2 thumbs & 2 legs up!"
By Virginia