Define Bum Disease Meaning

When you don't wipe your ass good enough and it starts to get itchy and or bother you in some way

One butt-cheek with an abnormal size and shape. The cause is from petting Giraffe tongues. Another cause is eating pretzel and cherrios at the same time. Side affects of Bum Disease are excrutiating pain. Feeeling an overwhelming attractivness to Mr.Collins. There is only two ways to cure this unfathomable disease, you must look pictures of sexy nerds and Mr. Darcy. from Pride and Prejudice .

An urban myth that is said to have begun in south-east Queensland primary schools. Where by declaring oneself a legend to a group of students, they would reply in return, "No, you are an African Bum Disease".

Entirely fictitious rectal complaint now sweeping the playgrounds of the UK's Primary Schools.

Will be known as Japanese Butt Disease in the USA.

This is when your bum swells up really badly and can cause huge pain. Its caught from smelling the farts of someone who already has North Korean Bum Disease. Can be treated with around 2 years of bum supplements.