While you're banging her from behind, right when you're about to bust, you thumb a quarter into her asshole, then you pull out and drive it into her muddystarfish, and you blow all up in her ass.
When having sex with a girl (preferably anal) right before you blow your load pull your dick out leaving the condom inside and then jerk off in the shape of an "X" over her opening so the next hungry pirate can find yourburied treasure
so i was banging your mom and i found your dads buried treasure
i gapedyour moms ass really wide so i could reach in and steal her buried treasure