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Buttstache
When the hair in your ass crack is so long, it looks like a mustache.

Hey, Nice Buttstache!!!
By Trixi
Buttstache
1) An abnormal amount of hair in the butt area.

2) Anyone or anything that has the aforesaid abnormal amount of hair in the butt region.

1) " wow did you see anthony's buttstache? it is soooo nasty."

2)" holy macaroni, chris is one giant buttstache."
By Alika
Buttstache
The collection of hair around and atop the asshole. Forming a moustache of sorts on the butt.

"Damn bro, nice buttstache."
By Vi
Buttstache
The hair directly surrounding the anus or when the hair around the anus forms into a mustache shape.

When he spread his butt cheeks, his Buttstache was staring me right in the face.

I wanted to eat the booty like groceries, but the bitch had a nasty Buttstache.
By Clem
Buttstache
A hairy, unkept bum.

That girl should not be wearing a thong at the beach, she obviously hasn't waxed her buttstache in months.
By Edythe
Buttstache
Shaving ones entire ass except around the butt hole.

Ass dingle berry hair mustache buttstache
By Alleen
The Buttstache
The buttstache occurs when a dude and a bitch are 69'ing and the bitch (or dude) farts directly on your lips and nose, causing the fart wind mustache "The Buttstache

friend 1: "This was fucking gross bro, I was going down on this bitch and she was suckin ma dick, all of a sudden, she ripped a fat one right on my face!" freind 2: "Ew what the fuck? It was the Buttstache"
By Gusti
Pencilton-buttstache
When an anal enthusiast waxes his or her asshole hairs with pomeade in order to have a pencil thin butt hair mustache. One must remove all butt boogers before applying so it glimmers in the light and your lover can truly appreciate the pencilton-buttstache.

I was humping my bitches brown eye and her pencilton-buttstache kept stabbing my balls! I would have to admit though... it was an impressive pencilton-buttstache!
By Jodie
Buttstach
The word for when ones butt cheeks are hairier than his/her mothers upper lip.

Dude, pull your pants up, your buttstach is showing.
By Stacy