Define Calf Meaning

Calf
A non mainstream way of saying lol. Can't Abstain From Laughing.

Sam: Check out this funny pic!
Mark: Cafl dude!

James: Lol tom!
Tom: You are so mainstream. Say Calf!
By Jacinda
Calf
The fleshy muscular back part of the human leg between the knee and ankle.

Damn, look at how sexy those tub socks fit around Debbie's calfs!
By Rosaleen
Calfe
Verb. To fail in every way possible.

If one fails in something that it should not be possible to fail in, they have calfed.

A person that often bails out frequently.

Is Alex coming?
No. He totally calfed.
By Aigneis
Calfed
the act of a newborn on ice, a fetal calf, symptoms consist of efensike eyes, and being in the state of euphoria known as the munchies

Bob Marley is a prime example of being calfed.

Ian was so calfed last night, he left a trail of crumbs that eventually led to his spot he passed out.

Scoob is a baby calf.

Dude I'm so calfed right now, I say we order the 5-5-5 deal from Domino's.
By Reena
Calfing
genetically modifying animals at a young age

why is calfing a thing?it is horrific!
By Dode
Calfed
When you fuck a girl so hard that when she goes to walk her legs give out like a baby calf

I calfed that girl so hard last night she fell down when she go up to walk to the bathroom.
By Eleonora
CALF
Cunt and ass I'd like to fuck
C A L F

Polly saw a woman and said to herself "damn what a calf"
By Fanya
Calffuls
1) A crease in the middle of the calfs caused by pre-wrap straps for shin splints.
2) Muscular calfs with a defined muscle.

It comes from the term kancles where the calf hangs over the foot. In this occurrence the calf is on the calf generally not referring to the obese but to runners.

1) When I do track I develop shin splints and to help support then I put on pre-wrap straps on my calfs to hold the tendon in place. The tight straps cause a crease in my calfs and then I get calffuls.

Sentence: Look, that hurdler has calffuls.

2) When I do track we run a lot and our calfs get stronger and defined. This then causes us to get muscular calfs resulting in calffuls

Sentence: Did you see that runner's calffuls?
By Roch
Calfing
To utilze the leg as method of sexual stimulation by inserting the limb calf deep into either the anus or vagina of a willing or unwilling recipient.

Steve was caught calfing Jenny in the bathroom at Denny's last weekend! Shit was up to his knee!
By Chanda
Calf Head
A gentleman of Eastern European origins, named after the shapes of their heads, often resembling a calf. Usually seen working as menial handymen on building sites.

"I can't get a job in my own country due to all these cheap calf heads here."
By Joni