Define Calvert Meaning

Calvert
Putrid liquified pungent green baby feces. Obscure French slag.
Usually occurs when a person has had a bad diet of wine and pomme-frites.

“If I go out drinking tonight I’ll end up having a such a sore stinging calvert”.

Je ne veux pas avoir un mauvais calvert - I don’t want to have a bad shit.
By Eilis
Calvertism
Calvertism is the belief in mixing foods.

I walked into the room and saw Brian preaching about the art of Calvertism in the Cafeteria.
By Tedra
Alexander Calvert
The most motherfucking beautiful human being according to literally everyone who likes supernatural a goddamn smocking hot bab but his personality is like a baby boy because he is a child

Alexander Calvert’s new name is papi chulo-SSD
By Merlina
Casey Calvert

oh did you hear that Casey Calvert from Hawthorne heights died?
By Maurizia
Calvert County
Calvert County, MD means different things to different people. Bordered by the Chesapeake Bay and the Pataxuent River, Calvert County is attracting wealthy, Volvo-driving liberals who like to sail on the Chesapeake Bay and send there kids to prep schools like Key School and Calverton School. They work in Washington or Annapolis and play/sleep in Calvert County on the weekends. For the locals, Calvert County is made up of bitter farmers who don't like them city folk stealin' theirland.

Calvert County resident post 1985: "Let's hop in the BMW, pick up some steamed crabs, and eat them on the boat.

Calvert County local: "Damn newcomers takin' my land! I can't go huntin' where I want no more!"
By Lynette
Bill Calvert
One of the most finest EDL members loves a Stella can’t keep of the booze. Goes down to dover with Tommy Robinson and John Calvert gets black out drunk and beats up people with any colour on there skin. Sadly still lives with his mum Clare

Bill Calvert Been down the boozer playing darts again
By Allix
Calvert Hall
home of marylands most thumpin high school mixers where the girl to guy ratio is always 50 - 1.5, the school that all the cool guys attend. all girls love guys from calvert hall and just going there can be enough to get you laid. unless your in the band. much cooler than loyola

girl: "where do you go to school?"
guy#1: "loyola"
girl: "fag" *turns and walks away*
girl: "where do YOU go to school?"
guy#2: "calvert hall"
girl: "oh baby" *takes off pants*
By Laurella
Calvert Hall
calvert hall--- school in towson maryland--- where all pimps in maryland go----- all the ladies come from loong and far too get some calvert hall college cock... or as we call it "chcc".. population = 2/5 stoners 2/5 lax players and 1/5 other people...?? and .069% band kids with gay red jackets.....

brother school of the mercy whores........who love the chcc
By Lilly
Calvert County
A county in Southen Maryland
South of Anne Arundel County.
Most likely where they coined the phrase "It's a small world"

You can't go ANYWHERE without seeing somebody you know, and not because it doesn't have a lot of people, there just aren't many places to go.
(You can even go to Busch Gardens Williamsburg and see people.)

A place where there are only 3 degrees of seperation between people.
And where it is common to be related to someone on both sides of your family.

Usually referred to as "Culvert Coutayy"

Guy one: Yo That dude from Calvert County is cool like pie!
Guy from Calvert County: Dude, It's Culvert county. and y'all should use cool like pie.
Another guy from calvert county: Yo! Mike! Hey!
By Shani
Pepe Calvert
The man and legend, Pepe Calvert is a household name within the Flintshire community, famed almost as highly as the one and only Eddie tweed.

Make no mistake we're not talking about 'big pepe' here although a legend in his own right once famed in the community for crying whilst being arrested upon his dingy in the North Atlantic. Little Pepe, a graduate from the prestigious institution known as coleg Cambria, a famous face amongst the other painting and decorating graduates, Pepe is now leaving his past life as the legendary red ball pit bike rider, and is settling into life as anyone could try and put it and civilised member of society.

Salute Pepe

Man your not doing that again ?

Fuck yeah I'm going full Pepe Calvert
By Erna