The act of a male positioning ones self over a females head, such that
his asshole is over her mouth and his penis is bent back along her nose, while each
testicle rests on the females eye sockets. At which point the male proceeds
to take a shit on her face.
I wanted to do something very special for Cindy on
Valentines day, give her a gift she would never forget, so I lit some
candles and gave her
East Indian Camel-Riding Goggles. She'll never forget that shit.
