Define Valentines Day Meaning

Valentines Day
The reason why so many people are born in november

"When is your birthday?"

"November 14th"

"Hm, not suprised..."

"Eh, why is that?"

"Valentines day + 9 months = November 14th"
By Rozina
Valentines Day

Examples proving I am correct about Valentines day:
Hallmark
Godiva
Florists
Enough said.
By Tarrah
Valentines Day
the worst day of the year i mean like we really need another day of the year to make us feel bad cause were single thank you effin hallmark

person 1:ohhhh im so happy its valentines day

person 2:why this is the worst day of the year

person 1:someone doesnt have a boyfriend!
By Evvy
Valentines Day
another day to feel like shit because you're single. thank you effin hallmark.

valentines day is the gayest most shitty, cuntish day ever.
By Arlee
Valentines Day
A day in witch people with a broken heart from a relationship ending with in a week befor it get drunk and pass out so they don't have to feel the pain.

I got my bottle
By Halimeda
Valentines Day
A Day created by Satan and the greeting card companies.

Satan:Hmmm... how can I make the world an even worse place, Hmm... I KNOW! I'll make a day to make all single people feel like shit by pretending it's about love.
Greeting card company: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA! we'll call it valentines Day.
By Elnore
Valentines Day
A stupid day on February 14th, that is totally commercialistic and has no value to those who are single. Love Sucks.

Fred and Jill were walking down the hall holding hands. All of a sudden someone kicks them and mutters "Love Sucks"
By Dori
Valentines Day
Quite possibly the most loaded bullshit holiday ever, who came up with this shit? no seriously who? if i wanna get my girl something i do when ever i want, not just on a "certian day in february" what is that shit. The winter sucks any way.

valentines day is just loaded bullshit, thanks.
By Bel
Valentines Day
February 14th. a sad day for most, it leaves the single with suicidal feelings, and the couples hoping that their significant other will get them something worthwhile. Even if they act somewhat sane, single women and girls are going through a jealous rage with the thought of "not having a valentine". especially when their friends are flaunting all the lucious gifts their beau's have given them.

I am often single on valentines day. I fill my brain up with liquor, and drink away the pain.
By Loutitia
Valentines Day
1.Best day of the year to commit suicide. This day serves two purposes.
1: allows those bitches at hallmark to feed their children.
2: lowering the earths population

george: I'm planning on commiting suicide sometime because im alone...
johnny: Well valentines day is coming up!
By Kylila