Define Satan Meaning

Satan

Who politicians want YOU to serve.
By Maible
Satan

I want a Tire Fruck and a Beddy Tear for Christmas, Satan!
By Genna
Satan
a misunderstood guy. he makes sure heaven doesn't have any bad people ruining it for everyone. wow. what a great guy.

would hitler fit in heaven? NO
By Vonny
Satan

Martha Stewart can help you decorate your home with just a pine cone and some glitter...and then she'll eat you soul.
By Farra
Satan
The profoundly evil adversary of God and humanity, often identified with the leader of the fallen angels, the Devil.the archfiend Satan, Old Nick, Devil, the Devil, Lucifer, Beelzebub, the Tempter, Prince of Darkness
master of Hell

After that child had broken my windows,Lit my house on fire and ate my cat spaghetti style, I believe he had satan in him.
By Daveta
Satan

s-a-n-t-a santa
s-a-t-a-n satan
By Aimil
Satan
Scapegoat for christians when they succumb to human urges.

At confession:

Forgive me father Matthew, Satan made me lust over my wife last night!
By Barbaraanne
Satan
Barbera Streisand

Barbera Streisand is SATAN!!!
By Sidonnie
Satan
Originally a Pagan god, taken by the Christians during the Crusades and Secular State ages and turned into Christianity's adversary.

Happened right around the time the Bible was picked and prodded together, rejecting earlier first hand testaments like that of Judas and Mary Magdalene.

Church: "Our numbers are downeth, ask thee marketing teameth what thee other religions, are doing that we aren'teth doing"

Servant: "It appears thine haveth entities that representeth good AND evil. One god by the nameth of Satan, is used to represent some sort of wrongeth doing to others or some sorteth."

Church: "Thine haveth a god for evil? Well, we'll just tell everyone he's OUR god's enemy, and worshipping thee gets you in someth sort of celestial jail."

Servant: "Celestial jail, sir?"

Church: "What could we calleth it?"

Servant: "Hell, I don't knoweth."
By Layney
Satan
1.SATAN-

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2. Commonly know as, the devil.

1. SATAN kept me secure in the mid 1990's.

2. Hail Satan!
By Constance