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Define Canister Meaning

Canister
A london (particularly South East) term. Another word for the "head".

Bill: Everything alright Fred?
Fred: No, not really mate - someones just done me brother round the back of the canister with a cricket bat, he's bang in trouble.
By Anya
Canisteer
A person full of bull poo poo

That group sitting over there, are canisteer...all of them. Be careful, step over the canister they just dropped.
By Juline
Whats In The Canister
I could tell ya but then I'd have to kill ya

As for whats in the canister it's best you don't ask
By Noelle
Tea Canister
n. The genital canal in the female, leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus.

If i give you a few dollars, do you think i could have a go at your tea canister?
By Dianemarie
Tryhard Canister
When a person has played so much of a game that he is now bored and not going to play serious - He is out of 'Tryhard Canister'

JK47 is out of tryhard canister, he is going to greif!
By Jolie
Cum Canister
1. (noun) A container used to store a large quantity of semen for future use.

2. (noun) A woman of easy virtue who has one or more orifice(s) open in which semen storage may occur at any given moment and usually quite frequently.

1. Someone spilled the cum canister I had in the fridge and now my lasagna is covered in jizz.

2. I thoroughly filled that cum canister we picked up at that shindig last night.
By Ethelyn
Canister Shot
A short, extremely dense venting of gas from the rectal cavity via the anus, resulting in a painful after effect.

"I had the worst canister shot this morning, my ass still hurts"
By Kirstin
Douche-canister
A person that is such a douche than they transcend being a douchebag and go right into the category of being an entire canister of douche material.

"Al's here? I can't stand that douche-canister!"
By Tammy
Whore Canister
1. A retort or reply to hoebag 2. A long, pringle-like container, in which to store whores.

"If I'm a hoebag, than you are a whore canister!" 2."Yo, dogg. I brought my whore canister with me, filled with all my whores!"
By Janeva
Sperm Canister
A small, usually cylindrical and aluminium depository for semen. Portable, easy to carry, and often mistakable as cans of soup.

Fred: Shit, G! I thought I was makin' some cream of mushroom soup... but fuck! I really cooked up the contents of a sperm canister!
Jason: fr0ffle
By Brenn