The act of doing one of your friends mom in the ass and then smacking her in the face with your penis giving her a black eye, maybe even resulting in her having to get stitches.
The reason Gonzalos mom looks so bad is because i gave her a "Dirty Cantos".
By Kelsy
Canto Mood
When a Cantonese female storms off without stopping, looking, talking or making any effort.
Pui Yee stormed off with her head down again today, she was clearly in a major Canto mood.
By Dedie
Bang A Canto
Sex with a cantonese female in multiple positions, usually involving lots of doggystyle, spooning, legs on shoulders and clit rubbing, but not much female on top, cowgirl, reverse or squatting because they can be lazy fuckers.
The ugly face of some Cantonese descent, it is very round and bug-eyed. Can sometimes be mistaken for a fish. People with canto face come primarily from Shanghai, though it is not limited to that area. The most notable features of canto face, besides the protruding eyes, is also the large round nose and uneven lips
(n.) A female Asian who is attractive and lovely at first, but once you get in a relationship with her, she sucks the life and resources(money, time, and energy) out of you.
Person 1: Yo, Anele is hella pretty and nice.
Person 2: Yeah, but I heard she's a canto trap.
By Lela
Oye Mi Canto
noooo....dont listen to dat spanish deprived person who wrote that "oye mi canto" means "heres my song"....!!!
