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Define Carpet Munch Meaning

Carpet Munch
To perform oral sex on a female. Eat the vagina

My girl didn't shower this week and she wants me to carpet munch.
By Lyndsay
Carpet Munching
To eat a hairy pussy - to eat a shaved pussy it would be to "polish the floorboads"

do you prefer to polish the floorboards or carpet munching?
By Danielle
Carpet Munching
cunilingus, eating pussy

He enjoys carpet munching
By Sophia
Carpet Munching
A lesbian, meaning one who enjoys licking or mouthing another female's pubic area (hence, "carpet").

God, Bridget is hot. But it turns out she's just a carpet munching lesbian. No fuck for me!
By Maurene
Carpet Munching Baby
A baby born into a lesbian family, will be a carpet munching baby

Lindzii is having a Carpet Munching Baby
By Elita
Carpet Munching Sewer Skank
a girl who acts like she is lesbian and does lesbian acts on the street just like a dirty whore.

"blow out is such a carpet munching sewer skank".

"damn look at that carpet munching sewer skank"
By Kare
Carpet Munching Muff Diver
a big fat lesbian.

usually short and buff with short hair and likes to dress either "vintage" or like a man.

wow, that guy/girl looks like she would be a carpet munching muff diver.

i.e. Ellen. Katy Perry. Miley Cyrus.
By Orelle
Carpet Munching
Eating or licking a woman's vagina.

Diana: Lesbian porn is about the carpet munching technique.
By Elissa
Carpet Munching Vacume Whore
A lesbian that gets laid to often

You are a carpet munching vacume whore
By Tammi