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Define Carpet Meaning

Carpet
the thick, knotted mass of pubic hair just north of the vagina.

"I unbuttoned her pants and tried to run my hand down her panties, but it got caught in her carpet."
By Hana
Carpet
a woman's pubic hair

Her carpet was well trimmed.
By Denice
Carpet
a soft material used to cover floors

I skipped happily along the carpet, and when I tripped I only chipped four teeth.
By Adrea
Carpet
A lush expanse of hair covering the vulva, meant to be munched upon and not shaven.

"Mmmm, check out that carpet, I wish I was eating some of *that*!"
By Lia
Carpet
1. A very hairy Vagina that needs shaving.

Man that chick has a nasty carpet. Someone send her a Mach 3 for Christmas.
By Eileen
Carpet
Hipster slang for lesbian.

Dude! I mistook that carpet for a man!
By Denice
Carpet
modern day drug dealers terms for £300

i'd say thats worth a carpet
By Celestine
Carpet
1: A furry lump which can be trod on, peed on, or burnt.
2: A girl has a whole helluva lotta bush underneath her panties.

1: ooooh look a carpet *yoink*
2: yo dude last night i was gonna finger megan but then i put my hand down and it was like WOAH carpet!
By Wendi
Carpet
a term used only by pro stoners to describe the marijuana consistency when building a joint to ensure that there is an even application of green, so the good stuff isn't all concentrated in on particular area.

Stoner1:'that joint had a nice even carpet'.

Stoner2:'I know, i'm completely fucked'.

Stoner1:'Me too'

Stoner2:'Shall we roll another?'
By Celestina
Carpet
a person with an exceesive amount of body hair, mainly in the chest area. this person tends to think they have a nice body and may take there shirt off with no notice, beware of this and be prepared to run and puke.

oh great, here comes the carpet again
yo Carpet button your shirt up, i think i'm gonna puke
Yo Carpet, Shave that shit im gettin a friction-burn just looking at you
By Vickie