Define Carrot-top Meaning

(verb)
1. To jump from Wikipedia entry to Wikipedia entry through related links until you've ended up on a subject completely unrelated to the subject you started with, e.g., starting at socioeconomics and ending at Carrot Top.

2. Similarly, in a conversation, jumping from topic to topic until neither party remembers what subjects led them to the final topic.

1. Senseless pummeling of one's ass using an orange edible taproot.

2. Having the head of a flamboyant, curly-haired ginger shoved up your ass.

Related Form: Carrot Topping

a. 19th Century Amish festival featuring hundreds of carrots and a few dozen curious young men.

1. A person with red hair. See Also: red head

2. Scott Thompson, a widely known mediocre comic that is extremely obnoxious. See Also: Gilbert Gottfried

a shite comic who lives in the rich area of Winter Park.

See obnoxious

1) why is everybody so stupid saying that carrot tops are redheads. carrot tops are Green idiots!!

2) the top of a carrot

to get fucked in the ass by a red headed male

A Carrot Top is the drink of choice among the general population residing in the Tritown Area. It is defined by a shot of Dubra being dropped into a glass of Orange Soda. The drink is never to be mixed. To administer this elixir correctly, the recipient must drop the shot of Dubra into the orange soda, and guzzle the orange soda before the mixture curdles. If a recipient is struggling to self administer the elixir, an onlooker must finish the elixir themselves, or pour the mixture down the throat of the recipient. The Elixir must not be allowed to curdle, a this will promptly summon the Dark Lord, who will then force both the recipient and bystanders to consume Dubra until they join him in Darkness.

1) A comedian with red hair.

2) An Orange T-Shirt

pronounced jackass. The third biggest asshat in the world next to Bill Gates and George Bush.