Pummel Speed is defined as the speed at which the insertion of a penis into an anus will result in the formation of
third degree friction burns on the penis. This has been
calculated to approximately equate to
43.72m/s.
Man 1: Omg I so want you to fuck my ass.
Man 2: Sorry gorgeous,
I was drunk last night and pounded this random dude at
pummel speed.
Man 1:
Ouchies! That'd hurt!
Man 2: Yeah it does...