Define Baby Shower Meaning

(V.) To ejaculate on a person's face.

A place where closet knob gobblers go with their wives so they can hook up in the downstairs bathroom while their wives are preoccupied. Typically, these baby showers are advertised as "couples showers", so all the wannabe fags are given a heads up that it's assfucking season.

The action of ejaculating inside of a pregnant woman and in doing so showering onto the unborn fetus.

when a man proceeds to ejaculate over a womans entire body

when you wear a condom and dump the remnants or refuse of your seed on her head

bukake on a baby

see bukkake

An event where loved ones, family and friends get to spend time with prospective parents, impart supportive wishes and advice and generally make sure that the parents to be realise that everything is still totally cool.

Generally held in the afternoon of a weekend day. While gifts are not usually considered compulsory - if we're honest with each other the over-riding reason that such an event is put together is for the gifts one will get so having a registry somewhere is not a bad idea.

the act of ejaculating your children on your partner. Your semen holds your sperm and your sperm are your children.You ejaculate on her therefore it is a baby shower.

When you're going down on a pregnant woman and her water breaks on your face.