Define Gift Meaning

Gift
The period or better the curse. You cannot see, but for sure you can feel the inverted commas on it.
Most appropriately, a "gift" from Mother Nature: for girls, a confirmation of her sick sense of humour.

I got my gift when I was shopping, great.

ahhhhh take it away .... pokes gift .... its not going away is it?.... :( why mother nature why !!!!

my gift finally arrived but on the worst day. cheers.

ive just ad my gift thanks not one of my fav pressies!!! lol
By Lucky
Gift

Person 1: Wow, what a fine example of GIFT in action; he managed not only to use 15 contradictory racial slurs in a row, but he misspelled 10 of them.
By Helen-Elizabeth
Gift
a tool for getting sex. The exchanging of gifts has been around for thousands of years. It is more of a mating ritual than a practice of love.

Gifts are given to hot girls next door/receptionists/co-workers/and even grandparents. Good places for gift giving include public pools/libraries/highscools/and garage sales (hosted by people who clearly don't want the gifts they've recieved in the past)

Greg: "I can't get Sandy to have sexual intercourse with me...i've tried shoving my flesh stick into her face while it is long and hard but she just turns away" Fabio: "Give her a gift dude. Flowers, Chocolate or how about a romance novel featuring yourself? That one's worked for me everytime!"
By Sascha
Gift
Grandma I'd fuck twice...

My ex-girlfriends mom is a gift..

"my brothers neighbors wife is a gift...."

"Whats that?"

A grandma I'd fuck twice....
By Rozanne
Gift
It means poison in German, one of a couple of words that sound like English but have funny meanings in German.

Rad or cool.

Das Gift stinkt wie Updawg.

That flip was so gift.
By Aliza
Gift
a hypothetical situation used to trick someone into believing something kinda ridiculous

jimmy: you can eat poker chips?
kappy: oh my god, how did you buy that gift?
By Aleda
Gift
Gift. Dictionary meaning present but in depth, a present to the world. Beautiful, pretty, sexy smart and talented. Often loud but quiet at the same time. Should never be tested even tho tough they seem calm and weak don't try thief patience. Can easily get angry but takes a while for them to be sad and very violent. Very good in bed and other places and takes whatever life throws.

She's such a gift!!
By Carmina
Giftativity
Embodying the word gifted, showing extreme intelligence, therefore showing giftativity.

Wow! Luis showed a lot of giftativity in yesterday's English class!
By Vera
Gift For Gift
It asical means you give a gift to someone and they pay you back with a gift

Aye u tryna do a gift for gift?
By Maxi
Gifted
Getting your period. Being "gifted" doesn't take any great talent though. You become gifted when that bitch Mother Nature drops a period on you.


Sorry sugarpie, no sweet stuff tonight: I'm gifted.

Beware i'm gifted, i can legally kill someone
By Rosalinda