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Define Catsup Meaning

Catsup
The ultimate choice Mr. Burns can make in his life.

Mr. Burns: Ketchup... Catsup. Ketchup... Catsup. Whoo, I'm way over my head here.
Store Clerk: He's talking to the Ketchup bottles now, sir.
By Judy
Catsup
What stupid asses call ketchup

Stop saying catsup, it's KETCHUP!! GOT IT!!
By Mariska
Catsup
Supposed to be the same as "ketchup', ie, a condiment made from tomatoes. Hello! Is anyone in there? Wake up! It's Cat soup! It says so, in fricanese, right on the label!

AT FELINE ADOPTION CENTER:

SAD GIRL: "I am so sad, I need to get rid of my cat because I am moving into an apartment where no pets are allowed."

ATTENDANT: "Everything will be fine. We'll find a nice home for her."

SAD GIRL LEAVES.

ATTENDANT: "The bitch left, here's another cat for the giant CATSUP (cat soup) blender!"

By Sheena
Catsup
Catsup (cat soup) = What ALF likes!

Catsup, cat juice, hot or cold, big deal. Fuckhead about it!
By Floris
Catsup
How ketchup was spelled back in the good old days, eventually people started saying catsup like "ketchup" then it got changed.

"Hunt's Catsup"
By Vivie
Catsup
1.Idiots who can't spell Ketchup right.

2. Cat Soup. With a tagalog acsent.

Idiot: Please pass the Catsup.
Super-Genius: ITS KETCHUP DOUCHEFAG!
By Joy
Catsup
A kind of pickle, made from mushrooms.

I ate some catsup the other day. It tasted quite terrible.
By Carmen
Monkey Catsup
the red stuff that comes out of monkeys every 28 days; also the best thing to eat a monkey with.

Blimey, that monkey shot monkey catsup 50 feet out of its butt hole!

Please pass the monkey catsup
By Roxy
Rusty Catsup Bottle
The sexual act of a woman defecating on a penis before vaginal intercourse while being on her period.

She lovingling performed a rusty catsup bottle with her boyfriend last night.
By Madge
California Hot Catsup
In a California Hot Catsup, you proceed to punch a bitch in the nose and make her bleed, then you take her blood spread her blood on the penis and make her suck the penis, making it look like a french fry covered in catsup.

Johnny, I'm hungry.
Do you want a big fat french fry?
Yes, as long as it is covered in California Hot Catsup.
Will do, Krystal.
By Robinette