Central Michigan

David Sheridan went to central michigan.

By Karolina

Central Michigan

Central Michigan is like unprotected sex; happy you got in, upset that you came.

A school that people come to without actually thinking of the consequences. "Yes I got in! Oh shit I'm actually at this sick place now" "Dude you didn't realize that Central Michigan sucks dick!"

By Nikolia

Central Michigan University

A state university located in Mount Pleasant, MI. Known by CMU or Central locally, it is the school in Michigan to go to if you like to party but don't have a learning disability as required for admission to Eastern or Western.

I was going to go to Western, but they said I didn't qualify as mentally challenged so I have to go to Central Michigan University.

By Amelina

Central Michigan University

A university known for its community college experience, without the hassles of parental supervision. Also known for misshapen women, lukewarm beer, and endless fields of multiple varieties of corn.

"Did you get into Mott Community College?"

"No, I'm at Central michigan university this year, but maybe I'll get in next year! I hope..."

By Aurilia

Central Michigan Coleslaw

Adding shredded cabbage to vaginal discharge that's been spiced up with trichomoniasis parasites.

If you get into that central Michigan coleslaw the hole in your wallet from a trip to the clinic isn't going to be the only thing that's burning.

By Robbi

Central Michigan Forehead

The Central Michigan Forehead is a feature common of men in Central Michigan, in which the hairlines consistently recede at a young age.

Yo that dude has a massive Central Michigan Forehead.

By Anissa

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