Chanded (v) – to get really fucked up usually with a combination of marijuana, alcohol, and
juul pods, and
gravitate towards women much older than you who are likely of foreign origin. Getting Chanded correlates with increased likelihood of pregnancy and owing that girl half of your income for the rest of your life.
Or, to get fucked in the ass by
The Donald.
"dude I was so
chanded last night that I can't remember whether I used a condom. Apparently I brought home a 33 year old girl from Brazil"
"yeah dude you totally acted like you were chanded during that meeting with our
landlord the next morning he couldn't believe you were only 21."
"I was really tired and sore from working out so he must have thought I got
Chanded in the white house last night"