Define Shmeat Meaning

extremely small penis

n., a lab-created meat product; essentially, animal tissue which has been cultured for the purpose of consumption without harm to animals.

Amalgamation of "shit" and "meat", animal tissue engineered in a petri dish, sponsored by PETA, supposedly with the aim of replacing meat for consumption.

fake meat ; vegetable protean made to taste like meat. short for "shit for meat". also, shicken, sham, etc

when you have a small meat, small penis

a word used to describe anything dumb or pointless

when he/she sucks in a persons entire genital girth. you know this happend when your genitals feel like they have been stuffed hastily into a pool vacum followed by a slurpy "thlump" noise. After this greedy display of "wanting of the Cock/beaver", you can actually feel the persons molars grind away at you naughty bits.

To have, small penis. Roughly no more then 3 inches. No more girth then 2 inches.

1. The word used to refer to a hilariously small penis

2. The one thing that justin bieber eats for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and snacks.

Slang term for dick