A: Yesterday my girlfriend was cleaning the bedroom and she wanted to clean my cock.So she took the cock and put it into the vacuum.It was just exploding in the fucking thing.
B: I know what u mean man, Viva La Vacumator!
That man likes to fuck and play with his vacume more than he likes to fuck his girlfriend. What a bunch of Vacume Fuckers.
By Krystal
Vacume Burnie
when a man sticks his penis in a running vacume, and it gets sucked up. the man then tries to pull it out but it is stuck so he has to turn of the vacume and crank it out leaving a burnt pink mark
when a girl is such a big slut that she needs to feel tight latex around her skin and tits she lies in a vacum bed, vacums all the air out and feels the latex against her tits. Usually another person rubs her eroticly.
A bitch like jerry always puffin all my stanky indo and never chippin in making the J burn crokked
"Dam jerry stop hittn that shit so hard bitch puff puff give PUFF PUFF GIVE bitchyou hoover ass vacum lungs bitch weed fiend broke ass non-chipper iner fuck you"