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Define Charmin Meaning

Charmin
Something fun to squeeze. However, squeezing the charmin results in harassment from a certain Mr. Whipple.

Lady: It's so soft, so SQUEEZABLY soft!
Mr. Whipple: Please, don't squeeze the charmin!
By Evania
Charmin
a well shaped rear end

Julie: "Kevin's butt is pure charmin."
By Benedicta
Charmin
Toilet paper, butt wipe. Brand name of butt wipe.

Nathan is known as charmin among the executives at tesoro.
By Jannelle
Charmin
An untrustworthy person, someone who lies or bullshits alot. Also defined as a slacker or someone weak; soft like toilet paper charm pronounced "sharm" is the abbreviated word. charmed "sharmed" To get played by someone

Yo stop charmin. I ain't got time for no charmin right now. Why you trying to charm me, huh? Yo he be charmin for no reason. "Yo man she straight charmin you, why you paying for her shit anyway?" Damn, you got charmed like that!?
By Fredra
Charmin
when a white woman fucks a black male making her absolutely repulsive, thusly reminding all surrounding males of shit on toilet paper

Hey Steve-O, look at that charmin over there, that's one way to ruin a white woman.
By Marguerite
Charmin
In reference to Charmin toilet paper, it is used only for the highest of quality babes who you would be honored by having wipe their ass with her face. Not to be used lightly!

"Man!..Tricia is a Charmin"
or just as a "heads up" warning to a friend of oncoming hottie
"Charmin"
By Myranda
Charmin
toilet paper that makes it feel as if you are wiping your ass with clouds made out of silk.

After using Charmin, my anus felt clean and refreshed.
By Larisa
Charminizer
Someone who uses too much charmin!

Girl don't try to front, i know just, just what you are...Charminizer, Charminzer!!!
By Beatrix
Charmin
When a girls ass is so nice that you would lick it clean even if there was bits of toilet paper still lodged in the sphincter.

Can also be used as a hidden code word for a girl has a nice ass. Yelling “CHARMIN” out in public may get you a few glances, but the meaning will be lost of most.

Girl with fat ass walks by.

Guys: CHARMIN!
By Olia
Charmin
When someone licks your ass from behind your balls to your tail bone in a single pass.

After she gave me a Charmin her lips stank with shit.
By Suellen