When young, horny, impoverished males want to score but refuse to spring the money for a condom. Instead, they strap an empty
cheeto bag on their dick with a rubber band as a form of contraception.
Can also refer to taking a
heedless risk that is easily preventable by expending minimal effort, such as moving a
settler outside your cultural boarders in Civilization without a military escort.
"Baby aren't you gonna use a condom?"
"Nah, I got this
cheeto bag here... Can you hand me that
rubber band though?"
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Alan: "Ok
settlers done and I'm moving him over to that plains hill"
Carl: "Wait do you have a warior to escort it?"
Alan: "Nah... Ima cheeto bag this guy... Itll be fiiiiiinnnnnee."
Lion: "Roar"
Alan: "Damn it"
